he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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