We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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