a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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