At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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