i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
your room smells of hookers.
And success
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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