Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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