So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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