you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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