I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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