Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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