My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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