It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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