It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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