hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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