I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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