i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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