yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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