there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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