How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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