Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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