Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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