yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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