I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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