Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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