Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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