Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That's intense
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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