Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
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How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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