I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's blow job season.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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