You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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