Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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