I'm jealous of your bromance
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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