i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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