do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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