i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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