brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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