Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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