I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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