So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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