what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have so many feelings about this burrito
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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