she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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