my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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