If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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