In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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