We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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