We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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