I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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