I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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