You surviving the open bar?
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I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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