she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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