mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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